Carlito Calzone 💤
Award losing games criticism.
- Created by Nicanor Gordon
- Located in Jamaica
- December 2022
- Free
Recent posts
July 20, 2026
English is a peculiar language where individual words are contain a subtly distinct definitions based on who is saying them, where they're saying them, and who they're saying them to. We drain words of meaning and then imbibe them with something new and close enough to the original. The result is a…
July 17, 2026
My therapist says I have oral fixation and that I probably don't even like smoke. She's half right. I'll nibble on anything. I keep two sets of pens, one for me and one to lend out. The "me" pens have gnawed on covers split open from persistent, unusual, dental pressure. You can see teeth marks in…
May 15, 2026
At 10 years old I wanted to be white. I didn't want my nappy hair, or my broad nose, or my full lips. I didn't want my chestnut eyes, let alone my dark brown skin. I couldn't readily change any of those so I changed what I could. I started talking differently, I subbed out Jamaican patois for…